Too bad this 19-year-old is a Ron Pauler, he could really help our side out. Presenting the Santorum family (values):
The trouble with my uncle, Rick Santorum
If you want another big-government politician who supports the status quo to run our country, you should vote for my uncle, Rick Santorum. …My uncle’s interventionist policies, both domestic and foreign, stem from his irrational fear of freedom not working. [...]
My Uncle Rick cannot fathom a society in which people cooperate and work with each other freely. [...]
That was today’s Quickie. Was it good for you?
Oh, yes, I feel very refresh-ed now...
Have I mentioned that I'm thrilled shitless with the Repug presidential field?