Before you can join the Laurens County Republican Party in South Carolina and get on the primary ballot, they ask that you pledge that you’ve never ever had pre-marital sex — and that you will never ever look at porn again.
Last Tuesday, the LCGOP unanimously adopted a resolution that would ask all candidates who want to get on the primary ballot to sign a pledge with 28 principles, because the party “does not want to associate with candidates who do not act and speak in a manner that is consistent with the SC Republican Party Platform.”
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Half these Republican guys can't get it up without looking at porn.
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We see Repug outrages day in and day out. This nonsense is a caricature of throwback stupidity and nonsense, pure entertainment.
Oh, and if porn loses the South, they're outta business. Heh.
Is it possible that Republican, and particularly Southern Republicans, is where all the defective genes ended up?
Possible? No, probable.
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