NORTH KOREA POISED TO LAUNCH SATELLITE, DESPITE PROTESTS
Especially those from three dissidents sitting inside capsule.
BP Arctic Oil Spill Response Plan Questioned by Coast Guard
Calls for immediate deployment of PR agents.
Cheney Leaves Hospital With New Heart
Will take up watercolors, give all his money to ACLU.
Thank you for that! A blip in the flatline of irony!
30% of Health Care Procedures Not Needed, Say Doctors
Thanks for the tip, say insurers.
Proves the "Cheney" one above. Definitely not in the interest of anyone.
Virginia Study Shows Bringing Dogs to Work Reduces Stress
Bringing cats to work reveals you are in need of professional help.