Worldwide Bacon Shortage Reported
Also, glut of unsold lettuce, tomatoes.
Apple CEO Tim Cook Apologizes For New iPhone Mapping AppI hope they make him pay for draining the lake (enough water to cover California a foot deep) and cleaning the new car smell out of the water. Heh.
After driving his Tesla into Lake Tahoe.
SAT Reading Scores Hit 4-Decade LowAfter the grid goes down, texting shorthand will help save on pencil lead.
Frtnly thy cn rd txt.