Sunday, January 13, 2013

No Death Star




TPM

The White House has officially responded to the ‘We the People’ petition to commit the US to building a Death Star. Best line: “Why would we spend countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a one-man starship?” Next best: “The Administration does not support blowing up planets,” which may represent a slight shift from the position of the previous administration.
Slight. Heh.

Full response after the jump …
If you are a Star Wars fan (1st 3 of course, the 2nd 3 suck wet monkey ass) DO NOT MISS the White House response. Especially if you have made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs...

3 comments:

montag said...

Actually the White House was afraid some future Republican president would agree to Israeli demands that we use it against Iran.

BadTux said...

This one had me ROFL'ing. The White House geek staff hsd fun with this response, heh.

- Badtux the Geeky Penguin

Gordon said...

Yes they did! Bt gets it!