There's a reason the average Texas woman is meaner than a goddamn snake: She lives with Texas men.
But most of us Texas women are not docile, and we've run out of patience. We're sick of being regarded as incubators, tired of being told we're less important than a non-viable fetus. So you can expect to hear a lot more whooping and hollering from Texas in the coming days, as we round up this bunch of worn-out old bulls, and send them to the packing plant.Go read.
And then, we will have one hell of a barbecue.
I only disagree with her on one minor point - she calls TX legette Jodi "Rape Kits Clean Women Out" Laubenberg a "prize heifer" when she's really a dried-up old cow.