Bait Casting And Buttplugs

It's another slow news day. Fixer got to the good shit first, so I'm just screwing around reading different stuff. I'm almost to Field and Stream.

This one's big fun: Go read Wolcott. Scroll down and keep reading. How can you lose with shit like this:

So stay tuned, and take a tip from Bill O'Reilly: always remember to rinse buttplug before re-using--it's the considerate thing to do.

We haven't sunk to reporting on O'Reilly yet. If you want that kind of fun dirt, go here.