Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

1957 Plymouth Unearthed in Oklahoma
Still meets CAFE standards.

European Aviation Agency Approves Use of Cellphones on Planes
Also approves boomboxes, air horns, cowbells.

Latest Polls Rank Congress Even Lower Than Bush
But way above Cheney.

Report: Teams of Suicide Bombers Headed Here
In time to affect next election.

Army Corps of Engineers: New Orleans Not Ready for Big Storm
Even after two years of non-stop lip service.

CORRECTION

In an historical analysis of how Americans defeated the militarily superior British forces in the Revolutionary War, we quoted an expert at Georgetown University as saying, "Their strength is their mobility. They don't stand and fight." In fact, he was referring to how American forces are now being defeated by local forces in Iraq.