Wal-Mart to Carry Faith-Based Bible Action Figures
Shown: Samson sodomizing Goliath.
Slight Chance of Victory in Iraq, Say Generals
Slightly better chance of Dick Cheney running through halls of Congress in a diaper, they add.
Consumer Confidence Index Soars
Many feel collapse of Western Civilization will create some excellent bargains.
REMINDER
If we stop shopping, the terrorists win.
Iraqi Soccer Champions Will Get $10,000 Each From Grateful Government
Enough to flee country.
I hope they send the team member who didn't go back to Iraq a check.
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