Monday, August 6, 2007

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Wal-Mart to Carry Faith-Based Bible Action Figures
Shown: Samson sodomizing Goliath.

Slight Chance of Victory in Iraq, Say Generals
Slightly better chance of Dick Cheney running through halls of Congress in a diaper, they add.

Consumer Confidence Index Soars
Many feel collapse of Western Civilization will create some excellent bargains.

If we stop shopping, the terrorists win.

Iraqi Soccer Champions Will Get $10,000 Each From Grateful Government
Enough to flee country.

I hope they send the team member who didn't go back to Iraq a check.

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