Let's keep the Death Panels simple

From: Death Panel Czar Gordon

To: All employees

Hi Gang,

Let's keep this simple. I propose two rules:

1) We'll only euthanize old right wingers, and

2) We'll sterilize the rest of 'em.

A simple phrase to remember the rules: "Off the old and cut off the rest!"

Be happy in your work!

There may be a program to convince the 'tards that there is, in fact, an all-seeing, all-knowing, omnipotent Progressive God, as opposed to the Asshole they have long professed belief in, who will let them live if they confess their sins, repent, and STFU. I'm still ponderin' that one. Might be too much trouble for too little gain.

Update:

Due to the inescapable fact that the best ideas sometimes come hours after the post, the merciful (to us) euthanization/sterilization program will henceforth be known as "Operation Snuff 'n Snip".