Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Stimulus: $2.4 Billion to Make Cars Greener
Earl Scheib announces 10,000 job openings.

Paula Abdul Quits “American Idol”
Exit could signal presidential run.

Procter & Gamble in Deal with NFL
Cover Girl named official eyeshadow of Pittsburgh Steelers.

CORRECTION

Responding to the Senate Finance Committee’s desire not to rush the drafting of health care legislation, we quoted Barack Obama saying, “Millions do not now have protection or security against the economic effects of sickness. The time has arrived for action to help them attain that opportunity and that protection.” In fact, the quote comes from a speech by Harry S. Truman on November 19, 1945.