From Mrs. F, apparently goofing off at work:
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. It just doesn't get more accurate than that.
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