Recruiting

Since recruiting is totally fucked . . . experiencing a downward trend, the Mighty Atrios makes a suggestion. Why don't that doughy load of santorum Jonah Golberg and the lot of the One-oh-worst Fighting Keyboarders head down to the local recruiting office and sign up? Your country needs you, boys and girls. Jonah, Instashithead, the Assrocket, Michelle 'The Business Girl' and the Big Schwanz, we're waiting for you to set the example. Call Faux News and have the cameras there when you take the oath. Your sacrifice should be an example to all those young kids with bright futures who are debating signing up. Come on, guys, repeat after me: "Over there, over there . . ."