When I heard that Miss Bush was engaged, my first snarky thought was that there was going to be a "miracle" right after the ceremony - a 'premature' 12-pound baby born with hair, teeth, and wearing a football jersey. Mrs. G picked up on the fact that Jenna was wearing looser clothes than she usually does. A guy would never spot that, but women sure would.
Well, damned if Wonkette didn't overhear us and pick up on the story!
And the 'Christian values' involved with a shotgun wedding? Well, she didn't get an abortion, and the bride and groom appear not to be related. At least not too closely.