Thursday, August 2, 2007

What???!!!???

Oh the humanity! No, not because of the needless deaths but because the bridge collapse in MN wasn't terror-related. What a bummer for poor little Michelle:

DHS issued a statement that the collapse “does not appear to be an act of terrorism.” Isn’t it too early to say anything meaningful about what it “appears” to be? Couldn’t they maybe, I dunno, say nothing until they actually know something?


Poor baby. Fuck all those poor people and their families who are victims of our crumbling infrastructure, this would have been the perfect excuse to declare Jihad on the entire Muslim world.

Auto-erotica interruptus. Put the vibrator away, Michelle, but don't worry, our Homeland Security Director has a gut feeling something will happen to get you off.

Off to work ...

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