Bush Eliminating Environmental Regulations in Final Weeks
Hopes to set in motion total planetary destruction before leaving office.
GM May Soon Run Out of Cash
Car buyers told to bring exact change.
These next two are for anyone who has been hearing the phtase "Fix It Again, Tony" a lot lately:
California: World's Largest Lamborghini Dealer Closes
Will reopen during next Gilded Age.
$3 Million Flying Ferrari Unveiled
Aimed at the man who has everything except a Ferrari that flies.
Make'a sure you got yer Ayyyyy an'a P license up to date!
Gotta git down outta these hyar hills today an' go shoppin'. See yas later.