Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Congressman X is throbbing for you

If it's Wednesday, it must be Morford and given that title I bet I don't even have to quote from it to get you to go read! But you know I will...

Put it this way: If you're a reasonably youthful adult and a sexual deviant in the slightest and you haven't used new media to Tweet, Histaprint, SMS, CameraBag, FaceTime, Dropbox, or otherwise Web 2.0 a live pic or pile of snapshots or (better yet) shaky handheld video of some quivering, slippery body part to someone else you deemed equally deviant and aquiver, well, you're just not doing it right.

New media, huh? Hmmmmm. Maybe I should upgrade from smoke signals...

...and really, everyone should back the hell off, and by the way Andrew Breitbart is a bottom-feeding meatbucket who only gets away with sending SMS photos of his member to horrified females because of the giant, mangy squirrel costume he's always wearing.

That he is, Mark, that he is.

1 comment:

CAFKIA said...

I think he is being unfair to bottom feeding meatbuckets by associating them with Breitbart.