Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Headline of the Day

Fmr. WH Spokesman: GOP Debate Was About Who 'Would Turn Back Clock The Farthest'

Could we please stop before motorcycles have inlet-over-exhaust atmospheric valves, surface carburetors, and flame tube ignition?

Or are they sore they missed the Crusades and want to take us back far enough they can have another one and really show the Mohammedans who's boss this time?

Maybe they'll be content to go back to just before the Civil War when slavery made this country great.


Fixer said...

Or are they sore they missed the Crusades ...

No, they're sore they missed the Civil War.

Gordon said...

Either way, they want the keys to the wayback machine.