CHENEY UNDERGOES HEART TRANSPLANT
Gets heart of young Chinese dissident.
U.S. Can Still Win in Afghanistan, Says Top Commander
Iraq and Vietnam, too.
Employers Expect to Hire 9.5% More Graduates This Year Than Last
Do you want fries with that?
??? - News Quiz - ???
Oil prices are rising and are expected to continue rising through the spring, summer and fall because:
A ) supply is tight.
B ) the invisible hand of the free market system is moving in mysterious ways.
C ) UFOs are using alien technology to siphon off our reserves for Mars.
D ) there's a Presidential election coming up, and Wall Street, Big Oil, and the banksters would really love to have a Republican in the White House.
Hint: supply isn’t tight, the hand ain’t invisible, and Mars doesn’t run on oil.