Surely you must see. Surely you must understand. Don’t you know rockets are falling all over Gaza and Israel? Do you not read that more than 100 people have died already in brutal and insidious fighting that’s been going on since God was knee-high to a bogus misconception?
Jesus Christ, quit whining about Twinkies already.
He then proceeds to read the riot act to a certain shallow culture we know all too well. Enjoy.