Monday, November 19, 2012

Thanksgiving Blessings 2012

Will Durst

To be perfectly honest, a four-day weekend devoted to food, family and football might be the perfect prescription distraction to help us through these rebuking times. So here's a couple rough examples of what a middle-aged, round-headed political comic counts as blessings over folded hands before performing a perfectly executed triple somersault into the gravy boat.
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General David Petraeus: Who knew generals had groupies? Proves old high school adage: chicks dig stars. The larger the fruit salad, the more noxious the flies.
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State of Florida: 12 years later, and they still can't count. Time to circumcise America. Cut Florida off and kick it into the Caribbean. Rename it North Cuba.
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Michele Bachmann: Because every comedian needs a good right-wing nut job every now and then.
I think we have a right-wing nut job overload, but that's just me...

Many more.

3 comments:

herlanderwalking said...

It is almost the season for someone to make "Twelve Days of Christmas" out of these loons.

Gordon said...

"Five loons a-leaping...and a Congressman in a restroom stall"

Heh.

casey said...

Hello Gordon,

My Spanish isn't that great but would Florida (Spanish name I believe) be called "Cuba del norte". It seems to be that way for the southern part of Florida already.