Tuesday, July 5, 2011

How to ...

Get fired from a cushy staff officer job at Cunard (as told to me by Terry from a mutual friend at Cunard):

Ask a Japanese guest, as Queen Mary 2 is approaching Hawaii on a world cruise, "Did you warn the Yanks you were coming this time?"

I'm dropping my friends Chris and Terry back at Pier 88 tomorrow morning to meet Mary for their trip back to Southampton. I'll be back to blogging sometime after.


Anonymous said...

More proof that I'm a sick and twisted person ... I almost fell off my chair laughing at this.

PLEASE tell me the guy didn't really get fired!

Jay in N.C.

Fixer said...

Oh indeed. Me and Terry giggled our asses off too, but the guy no longer works for Cunard.