If yer goin' ta Nuevo Laredo anyway...

July 4 warning: Texas says don't go to Nuevo Laredo, Mexico

Here's some good advice from Brian Burns:

Thanks to lwarteman, Tejas.

Shit, ya can't drink, can't eat, can't screw, you'll have to walk home after your bicycle gets stolen, and you're likely to get kidnapped or shot. Hell, you can have that much fun in Texas.