Monday, November 7, 2011

Listen to me ...

Mr. Aravosis is starting to get squishy on the Iran thing:

... I'm sick and tired of wasting all this money on so many wars, but I don't know how we can just ignore this.

You don't ignore it, you do prudent intelligence and, along with law enforcement, you keep it from spilling out.

That said, let me ask a question or five. Do you think Iran would take the chance of letting a nuke, or radioactive material, fall into the wrong hands? Seriously?

Don't you think if, heaven forbid, some mentally challenged goat-fucker set off a nuke or dirty bomb somewhere, it could be traced back to Iran? Easily. Don't you think, heaven forbid, there would be a retaliation against them that would make Hiroshima and Nagasaki look like a kid playing with a firecracker? It would happen within seconds. Do you think the state of Iran would continue to exist? Maybe as a parking lot. Don't you think their leaders know that and if they didn't before, don't you think we told them? I'm sure most of them like the fact some mentally challenged goat fuckers are looking forward to meeting Allah (useful idiots) and want to rush the process, but I'm pretty sure they aren't (for the same reasons bin Laden was hiding in a compound in Pak instead of out there fighting with his goat fuckers). They might even survive, but they wouldn't have a country to run.


BadTux said...

The ayatollahs in Iran are like every other gerontocracy on the planet, they just want to keep living as long as modern medicine will keep their wrinkly prune selves breathing. Iran hasn't attacked anybody for over 300 years now, and while they're happy enough to let proxies like Hezbollah do pin-prick attacks against Israel, you'll notice that they haven't given Hezbollah any of their front-line weapons like real TOW missiles (REAL TOW missiles, since they're reverse-engineered versions of the missiles Ronald Reagan sold them), which is why some IDF tanks survived to be hauled back to Tel Aviv for repair when Israel invaded Lebanon. If they won't give Hezbollah any of the front-line conventional weapons, what kind of paranoid nut-case things they'd give Hezbollah one of their nuclear weapons? Oh wait, "paranoid nutcase" and "Likud", sort of redundant redundancy. Alrighty, then!

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

Gordon said...

A self-lighting glass-surfaced parking lot.