Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Harvard Accepted 9% of Applicants, McDonald’s Accepted 6%
Many of them Harvard graduates.

Mississippi to Decide If Fertilized Egg Is a Person
Like General Electric.

Homo Sapiens Discovered in Europe Earlier Than Previously Believed
Anthropologists find Greek IOU in German cave.

Huge Asteroid to Pass Very Close to Earth This Week
So close public urged to duck around 13:15GMT on Tuesday.