Monday, January 23, 2012

GOP Embraces the Devil

Long ago. El Rude-o's just catchin' up.

You want to know what a lying shitsack Newt Gingrich is? It's easy. Choose anything that he repeatedly asserts and look at the truth. Chances are that he's bending the truth. Chances are better that he's just outright lying to your face.

The thing about the Devil is that he tells his lies with such utter confidence that the unquestioning listener hears them as truth. And the Devil wins when his lies begin to supplant the truth until there is nothing but lies left.

Hey, lies work on those clods. Obviously.

Gingrich is like a pimple you get on your forehead that you can't get rid of it. Sure, you can squeeze it, you can put creams on it, you can try alcohol or toothpaste or warm or cold compresses, but that fucker just won't go away. And it just gets bigger so that every time you look in the mirror, it's the only thing you see. You are your zit.

There's gonna be a war in the GOP between the Tea Party monster that was cravenly embraced and co-opted by the right and the old school Republicans, who just want their satisfactory corporate lackey who is easily controlled to be the nominee. It's more than likely going to be a civil war, with southern states going Gingrich and northern ones going Romney, thus making it an insurgency by evangelicals, people who have given a pass to the serial adulterer, but won't vote for a Mormon because it sounds almost like "Muslim." They wouldn't know the real Devil if he stabbed them in the ass with his pitchfork. If Gingrich wins Florida, it's gonna be wonderfully messy. (And if he gave a shit about Romney as a human being, the Rude Pundit would be advising him, "Dude, just tell everyone 'Kiss my rich white ass' and go home.")

This is getting better and better!


Fixer said...

Hey, lies work on those clods.

You can fool some of the people some of the time, but you can fool the Republican 'base' all the time.

Gordon said...

Yep. Just tell 'em the lies they want to believe.

Lisa said...

A friend sent this:

"I’ve concluded for years now Newt is the Republican version of Bill Clinton, only without the charm. And what happened to the ‘value voters’ who were outraged about Clinton’s behavior in the 90’s? I guess it just doesn’t matter when he’s your [guy]."

-- A bubba sans charm is just a bubba.

Slate nailed it by explaining Neut did not want an OPEN marriage; he wanted a mistress. This is in the best conservative chain of things. Men get a little on the side; women do not have that privilege.

Fixer said...

Yeah, I'm sure Neut would have been 'appalled' if his wife wanted a little strange cock while he was boinking Callista on the side.

Gordon said...

I think there are quantitative and qualitative differences between boinkin' Callista for YEARS whilst married and The Big Dog getting a coupla knobbers under the desk, but that's just me. :-)