Saturday, January 28, 2012

Headline of the Day

Scientists: 'Look, One-Third Of The Human Race Has To Die For Civilization To Be Sustainable, So How Do We Want To Do This?'

Something with plausible deniability.

4 comments:

Fixer said...

I say round up all the politicians in the world and all the "financial" gangsters and send them to the Moon with Noot. That'd be a good start. Either that or turn 'em into burgers for the starving folks.

Gordon said...

But that'd poison 'em! Oh, wait...

Can we get enough politicianfinancialgangsterburger for 1/3 of the world's population? ;-)

ascap_scab said...

Wasn't't the big bird flu epidemic supposed to fix that? And before that AIDS? And before that ebola?

Clearly President Newt is on to something. We must colonize the Moon!! (So what if we have to push a few Green people out of the way. We did it before.)

Anonymous said...

Hey, if Newt gets the White House, problem solved. Here's a man just itching to start a war or wars somewhere...