Thursday, March 1, 2012

Batcrap Crazy Repug Outrage of the Day

There are so many of those that I have to be a little selective. This one takes the fucking cake:


WI Senator Wants Law Saying Single Parents Are Probably Child Abusers

Reducing rates of child abuse and neglect is a topic everyone can agree is important. Now, says Wisconsin state Senator Glenn Grothman, let us consult the Ouija board to figure out which entire category of people make up the secret witches behind this evil and make a law telling everyone to hurl poop and screams at them! What is that look, this is how it’s always done, as a Republican. So which lucky group gets to be the demon this time? Gays? Mexicans? Blacks? Homeless polar bears? Public school teachers? People who use the word “football” to refer to “soccer?” The abused children themselves? Let’s check the text of the bill: “In promoting those campaigns and materials, the [Child Abuse and Neglect Prevention Board] shall emphasize nonmarital parenthood as a contributing factor to child abuse and neglect.” Single parents! Let’s murder them all and end child abuse, forever.

Un-fucking-believable. How do these Repug assholes come up with shit like this?

I take back the fucking cake and give it to this asshole update:

Illinois House Candidate: Holocaust Is The ‘Blackest Lie In History’

Jones, who says he is challenging Rep. Dan Lipinski (D) seat because of Lipinski’s Israel policies, says that he’s “the only guy in the state of Illinois against the Israeli lobby.” So far, he’s collected 1,000 signatures to get on the ballot, but the state Republican Party is refusing to let him on because of his views. “I didn’t know believing in the Holocaust became a requirement for public office,” Jones said.

The Holocaust isn't something you "believe in", asshole. It's not like your fucking Bible. The Holocaust actually happened.

It's hard to believe we have Holocaust deniers in this country in this age and time, but we do. And we know without being told what party they're in.

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