Michele Bachmann claims Swiss citizenship

Sounds like a natural fit - she's had a brain like Swiss cheese for years.

Politico

Rep. Michele Bachmann is now officially a Swiss miss.
Bachmann (R-Minn.) recently became a citizen of Switzerland, making her eligible to run for office in the tiny European nation, according to a Swiss TV report Tuesday.

This may be an outgrowth of the Bachmann's favorite bedroom game, "Heidi meets Attila". The question, of course, is who wears which costume?

Note to Switzerland: You're welcome to her. Best of luck.