Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

OBAMA HAILS “NEW KIND OF RELATIONSHIP” WITH KABUL
Direct deposit replaces bags of cash.

SEC: Stock-Picking Robot a Fraud
Scheme convinced many investors to move their funds from dart-throwing chimp.

Younger Workers Being Pushed into Low Wage Service Jobs
Serving burgers to older workers pushed into retirement.

NCAA May Delay Changes to Academic Requirements
Especially one requiring defensive linebackers to pass reading test.

U.S. Teen Tobacco Use Plummets
Only wealthiest 1% of teenagers can afford cigarettes.