Wednesday, October 31, 2012

A Filthy End to the Filthy Campaign of a Filthy Liar

Rude, you should try to come outta yer shell and say what you really mean.

This election has lasted roughly four years, from the moment it became clear that Barack Obama was going to use John McCain as a dildo to roughly fuck Sarah Palin and take the presidency for the briefly empowered forces of sanity.
That deserves repeating: the briefly empowered forces of sanity.

The Rude Pundit winces, in a Pavlovian way, whenever he sees news about Mitt Romney's fake concern for storm sufferers. He twitches at the commentators wondering when Obama will head back onto the trail. We have no time for it anymore. We have no time to entertain whether or not the Republican charlatan's long con will work. We have no patience for a press that's unwilling to call a lie a "lie" unless it's done in quotation marks or with fact-checkers' long-nosed Pinocchios with their pants on fire.

On some level, it seems as if the campaign of Mitt Romney is a mad sociologist's experiment in seeing how many lies people are willing to either believe or let pass and still vote for a candidate.
Way too many. It sickens me.

The Rude Pundit had intended to write this on Monday. He had intended to make this a series of questions posed to some mythical rational Romney voter, as in, "How would you feel about a Democrat who ran an ad saying something was factually wrong after being told it was factually wrong?" But if that kind of logic was going to work, it would have by this point. So fuck 'em. Write those assholes off. Their faith in lies is what wrecked us in the first eight years of this terrible century. And this storm is the final nail in Romney's coffin, the sealing of which was a long time coming. President Obama didn't fuck up the response to Sandy, as Romney might have hoped. He made Romney seem like the tiny, insignificant rich dick he is. And even New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has decided he's sick of the effete poseur and tossed Romney under the number 2016 bus.

Right now, the Rude Pundit's power might not be back until the end of the day, Monday, November 5. If that happens, that means that he'll be spending Election Day cleaning out the refrigerator. Oh, he'll vote, even if he has to scrawl an X on a ballot, even if he's in a state that is deep in Obama's tank. Because liars shouldn't be rewarded.
Romney has spent his whole life being rewarded for his lies. It's his way of life. The bigger the reward, and being POTUS is the biggest reward there is in his world, the bigger the lies. The people who will vote for him don't give a shit if it puts a white man - any white man, it seems - back in the White House.

If Willard gets elected, the morons who elected him will get exactly what they deserve from him.

Trouble is, so will the rest of us.

Update:

Romney Camp: Pay No Attention To The Auto Companies Calling Us Liars

I rest my case. Like there was ever any fucking doubt.

19 comments:

BadTux said...

That whole Romney Jeep ad thing pisses me off. Yeah, politicians are liars, pretty much by definition (because the public really, really, does NOT want to hear the truth, the truth is harsh and far from comforting), but fuck it, there's shit you just do NOT play politics with. Apple pie. Motherhood. Harley Davidson. And Jeep. You're pissing on America when you play politics with those things that are so uniquely America. Just sayin'.

- Badtux the Peeved Jeeper Penguin

Gordon said...

If they lost their fucking minds and moved Jeep production to China, they'd better sell a lot of them over there because they'd never sell another one here, for all the reasons you mentioned.

BadTux said...

They've been making Jeeps in China since 1996, but every single Jeep Wrangler is made in America in Toledo, Ohio, on the site of the same plant that built the WW2 Jeeps. The Eye-talians ain't stupid, they know what they got and ain't gonna fuck it up by something stupid like importing Chinese Jeeps. You ought to read the email that Sergio sent his employees, he's pretty pissed that anybody even suggested that Jeep Wranglers might ever be built anywhere but in Toledo, Ohio, as in, he sounds pretty much personally offended that someone would suggest such a thing.

Gordon said...

Buono! The new FIATs are cool too.

CAFKIA said...

I have a bit of a love/HATE relationship with political spin. As an informal student of the language and human psychology, spin is incredibly interesting in its effectiveness and acceptance. OTOH, as a active member of human society in general and American society specifically, I FUCKIN' HATE THAT SHIT!! Unfortunately, I understand that the truth is frequently a multi-sided artifice and the direction from which you view it greatly affects your understanding. All of that to say, I can appreciate political spin, why it exists as well as how it is used.

The Jeep thing was/is not spin. It is a deliberate and aware lie. Rmoney has been deeply involved in international commerce long enough to understand the benefits of local manufacture of high-value goods. He is anything but confused about that. This, along with the welfare canard and the contextless quoting of Obama quoting McCain and and and ..., are/were deliberate lies that he/they knew were lies when they told them and he/they actively chose to tell them anyway.

I suppose he was betting on Heyzeus forgiving him and perhaps he will. I OTOH, fully intend on holding the grudge forever.

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