Three names you go buy (that won't give away your identity): Itchy, Warf Rat, Asshole (my boss Harry's personal pet name for me)
Three screen names you've had: Troubleshooter, Writer, Fixer
Three physical things you like about yourself: Chest, arms, legs (I'm pretty athletic)
Three physical things you don't like about yourself: Unmanagable hair, scars (got a bunch of 'em; I lived an interesting life), and my ass is getting bigger. (Do I look fat in these Gord?)
Three parts of your heritage: British (several types), German, French.
Three things you are wearing right now: World Cup '94 t-shirt, boxer shorts, a wedding ring. (That's it, I'm lying in bed).
Three favorite bands/musical artists: The Who, Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones
Three favorite songs: Fat Bottom Girls - Queen, Thank You - Led Zeppelin, Dirty Work - Steely Dan.
Three things you want in a relationship: Communication, intelligence, sex. (Lots of sex.)
Three physical things about the preferred sex that appeals you: Mammalian protruberances (size don't matter, just gotta have 'em.), a ready smile, and something about the eyes that I have yet to pin down, though my wife got it and other women I've been very attracted to did too.)
Three of your favorite hobbies: Writing, driving (fast), traveling.
Three things you want to do really badly right now: [CENSORED], become King, sell books like Tom Clancy does.
Three things that scare you: The state of this nation and the fact it could get to this point, that my wife might get caught in another terrorist attack (WTC '93 & '01, Colin Ferguson on the LIRR), infants.
Three of your everyday essentials: Coffee, cigarettes, marijuana.
Three careers you have considered/are considering: Gynecologist for supermodels, King of the World, mercenary.
Three place you want to go on vacation: Africa, the Holy Land, Russia.
Three kids' names you like: Hey, You, and Come Here. (Makes things easy.)
Three things you want to do before you die: See most of the world, meet George W. Bush in a dark alley, do the Maine to The Keys run in a sailboat with the Mrs. and the dog.
Three ways you are stereotypically a boy: I generally have to drive, I love sports, and I can fix anything. Honorable mention: I wear womens underwear on my head when the Mrs. leaves me unattended when she shops.
Three ways you are stereotypically a girl: I carry a shoulder bag, I blow kisses at men I work with, I watched The Bridges of Madison County with the Mrs. Honorable mention: I wear the Mrs.' panties when I don't have any clean ones of my own.
Three celeb crushes: Kate Jackson, Bernadette Peters, Andrea Thompson.
Now, it's time for me to reach out and touch someone. My three