Sunday, May 29, 2005

Tagged and snagged 2

Well, so much for me keeping a low profile. The lovely and talented Jane of Firedoglake tagged me with this. (You too, old man, so stop laughing)

Three names you go buy (that won't give away your identity): Itchy, Warf Rat, Asshole (my boss Harry's personal pet name for me)

Three screen names you've had: Troubleshooter, Writer, Fixer

Three physical things you like about yourself: Chest, arms, legs (I'm pretty athletic)

Three physical things you don't like about yourself: Unmanagable hair, scars (got a bunch of 'em; I lived an interesting life), and my ass is getting bigger. (Do I look fat in these Gord?)

Three parts of your heritage: British (several types), German, French.

Three things you are wearing right now: World Cup '94 t-shirt, boxer shorts, a wedding ring. (That's it, I'm lying in bed).

Three favorite bands/musical artists: The Who, Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones

Three favorite songs: Fat Bottom Girls - Queen, Thank You - Led Zeppelin, Dirty Work - Steely Dan.

Three things you want in a relationship: Communication, intelligence, sex. (Lots of sex.)

Three physical things about the preferred sex that appeals you: Mammalian protruberances (size don't matter, just gotta have 'em.), a ready smile, and something about the eyes that I have yet to pin down, though my wife got it and other women I've been very attracted to did too.)

Three of your favorite hobbies: Writing, driving (fast), traveling.

Three things you want to do really badly right now: [CENSORED], become King, sell books like Tom Clancy does.

Three things that scare you: The state of this nation and the fact it could get to this point, that my wife might get caught in another terrorist attack (WTC '93 & '01, Colin Ferguson on the LIRR), infants.

Three of your everyday essentials: Coffee, cigarettes, marijuana.

Three careers you have considered/are considering: Gynecologist for supermodels, King of the World, mercenary.

Three place you want to go on vacation: Africa, the Holy Land, Russia.

Three kids' names you like: Hey, You, and Come Here. (Makes things easy.)

Three things you want to do before you die: See most of the world, meet George W. Bush in a dark alley, do the Maine to The Keys run in a sailboat with the Mrs. and the dog.

Three ways you are stereotypically a boy: I generally have to drive, I love sports, and I can fix anything. Honorable mention: I wear womens underwear on my head when the Mrs. leaves me unattended when she shops.

Three ways you are stereotypically a girl: I carry a shoulder bag, I blow kisses at men I work with, I watched The Bridges of Madison County with the Mrs. Honorable mention: I wear the Mrs.' panties when I don't have any clean ones of my own.

Three celeb crushes: Kate Jackson, Bernadette Peters, Andrea Thompson.

Now, it's time for me to reach out and touch someone. My three suckers victims: the CultureGhost, the incomparable Eponymous, and Michael Stickings of The Reaction. Start thinking!

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