Dear Preznit Chimpy McFucktard and Congress (Dems included),
You all really suck and we're really fucking pissed. At this point, we're pissed enough to say "fuck the '08 elections, let's string the lot of 'em up and do it ourselves". Seriously, dudes, end this shit soon. You don't have enough troops in the U.S. to put down a revolution.