Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

McCourt Offered $1.2 Billion for Dodgers by Chinese Government
Would be more caring, responsible owners.

Now that's funny!

REMINDER
Totally batshit crazy is the new normal.

Airline Billing Dispute Reveals Existence of CIA Rendition Flights
Detainees still owe money for in-flight drinks, meals.

Report: Weapons Manufacturers Lost More Than 16,000 Guns in Two Years
Hopefully they fell into the right hands.

Getting a gun that that "fell off the assembly line" eliminates a lot of the middle men involved in getting one that "fell off a truck". Much more efficient.

Cheney Boasts He Urged Bush to Bomb Syria
Also Berkeley, San Francisco.

Report: Climate Change Prompting Rise in Mental Illness
Particularly among presidential hopefuls.

Combination USB Drive/Vibrator Debuts
Not recommended for business meetings.

I'm going to go look for video of that...