Happy "Blame Someone Else Day," celebrated on the 1st Friday the 13th day of the year:
Happy Blame Someone Else Day (Tanka*)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Blame Someone Else Day:
with one exception —
the Republican Party
commemorates it daily.
*tanka (a haiku plus two more seven-syllable lines).
Note to Mad: Your rhododendra need watering, my dear. The vegetation is getting a little sparse out here and not providing very good cover. :-)