A Wisconsin man was expected to be charged today with possessing a small amount of marijuana and a knife.
Why in the world is this news, you rightfully ask?
Because the suspect's name is Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-bop-bop.
Here's hoping that there's a video camera in the courtroom when the judge tries to keep a straight face while calling out the suspect's name.
And how would you like to go through life answering to "Doo-Doo"? Heh.