70% Don't Trust Government
Prefer to build their own highways, bridges.
Bipartisan Supercommittee Gets to Work
First task: decide between tag team format or cage match.
I'll go for the cage match in Speedos. They're not going to do anything anyway so it might as well be creepily entertaining.
Texas Plant to Turn Sewage into Drinking Water
Most agree: a good thing, for somebody else.
All they have to do is reverse the flow. They've been turning drinking water into sewage for years.
Real Madrid Signs 7-Year-Old Soccer Prodigy
To one-year contract.
Pro sports'd have to find two child prodigies for NASCAR - one to sit on phone books and steer and one to work the pedals.