Friday, September 23, 2011

Heh ...

Drifty liveblogged (in his usual style) the Republican Goat Rodeo Clown Car debate so those of us who would have had a violent gastrointestinal episode* didn't have to:

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Bachmann: comes out for ZERO taxes.

Santorum: Public sector employees are just fucking lucky I don't stab them in the eye with a sharp stick.

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Mitt: Beaner kids want my money!

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Santorum: People in the military do not have sex. Especially faggy sex.

Santorum: I would also re-segregate the Army because doing social stuff in the military [is] always terrible

Santorum: Penises terrify me, especially sweaty, military penises.

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Huntsman: I would choose Emperor Crazybread as veep. Two words: Free Pizza. It's like I'm Hutch, and he's my Huggy Bear.

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*Notice my Frothy Mixture reference? Heh ...

2 comments:

jeg43 said...

Rather a over-the-top summation, isn't it. Heh, indeed.

merlallen said...

sounds right on to me