“Star Trek” Fans Outraged Over Trump's Very Similar Space Force Logo
Trump responds, threatens to sue “Star Trek” for trademark infringement.
Republicans Hold Firm Against Conviction
Warn it would be like throwing the big baby out with the bathwater.
Mr. Peanut Killed in Mountain Climbing Accident in New Super Bowl Ad
In another Super Bowl ad, Tony the Tiger is shot and stuffed by Donald Trump, Jr.
Revealed: Hacking Device Used by Saudis to Hack Jeff Bezos's Phone
And they bought it on Amazon.
Monday, January 27, 2020
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Saturday, January 25, 2020
Monday, January 20, 2020
HOUSE DELIVERS ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT TO SENATE
After which McConnell hands Nadler a five dollar tip.
Russia: Entire Government Resigns so Putin Can Extend His Rule Beyond 2024
Fortunately, that can't happen here until next January.
Gwyneth Paltrow's Candle Called “This Smells Like My Vagina” Sells Out
It's the most popular of her products that smell like her vagina.
Kansas: Nuclear Missile Silo Converted Into Underground Castle Selling for $3.2 Million
Would list for twice as much were it not still targeted by Russian ICBMs.
Posted by Gordon at 02:24
Tuesday, January 14, 2020
Yikes: Only 28% of Registered Voters Could Point Out Iran on Map of Region
Even a map with place names.
Prince Harry, Meghan Markle Announce Plan to “Step Back” From Royal Family, Live Abroad, Make Own Living
Their dream: run a B&B in the Poconos.
Facebook Will Continue to Allow Lies in Political Ads
After impassioned lobbying by both parties.
Drunk Shopping Accounts For $39.4 Billion Each Year
Not including the booze.
Posted by Gordon at 12:04
Saturday, January 11, 2020
Monday, January 6, 2020
Federal Reserve Report: Trump's Tariffs Raised Prices, Cut Employment, Hurt Manufacturers
President derides report, calls Fed “left-wing outfit made up of never-Trumpers!”
Study: Regularly Eating Chili Peppers May Extend Your Lifespan
But for some people an extra ten years might not be worth it.
Report: Robot Priests in Our Future
And they really are celibate.
New Study Reveals Serious Safety Vulnerabilities Among Self-Driving “Smart” Cars
They can be remotely commandeered by anyone with a PlayStation Model 3 or later.
Posted by Gordon at 02:33