From the "Latest Headlines" crawl:
Everybody 'madder than hell' about decades-old VA mess
Republican Party Finds Itself Divided as it Heads Towards 2016
Establishment far right wingnuts face strong challenge from tea party-backed ultra-fringe super-wacko nutcakes.
All Republican Candidates Climate Change Deniers
Until after the primaries.
Hmmmmm...I thought this was supposed to be irony
Rush Limbaugh's Rush Revere and the Brave Pilgrims Wins Children's Choice Book Award
Tells true story of courageous patriot who, while high on Oxycontin and getting hassled by airport security about his penis pump, saves our Founding Fathers from Feminazis.
We're living in the golden age of gilded ages.