12:09: It's Hillary Clinton, dressed in the sky blue pants suit of socialist defeat.
12:13: Clinton asks for a "sophisticated" understanding of issues, which means she's not talking to Americans.
12:14: Obama hugging Clinton reminds me of when Eisenhower would slap John Foster Dulles on the ass.
12:21" Offers support for Israel, which will be interpreted as his Muslim desire to re-Holocaust Israelis.
12:24: Again offers support for Israel, which will be interpreted as his Kenyan desire to spear Jewish babies there.
12:38: "America respects all peaceful and law-abiding voices to be heard, even if we disagree with them." (Somewhere, John Bolton's mustache just attacked the rest of his face.)
12:39: Expects respect for the rights of minorities, especially when it comes to how people talk to an invisible sky wizard of various colors.
12:40: Supports rights of women in countries where women are treated like veiled cattle. Good on him.
12:49: Our devotion to Israel's safety is "unshakeable." Which means Bill Kristol will say he means the opposite.
12:51: Says that there needs to be a "state of Palestine." The Heritage Foundation riots.
12:52: Israel must be able to defend itself, by itself. Which is secret Indonesian code for "Death to Israel."
I don't know much about the Israeli/Palestinean conflict other than it's damn near impossible to broker peace between two sides that want each other dead until one of them is dead. The only question is which one.