Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Thanks to The Original Emmylou Harris Facebook Group.

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Facebook Removes Trump Campaign Ads Featuring Symbol Used by Nazis
After Nazis complain they didn't want to be associated with Trump.

Engineers Create First Ever Underwater WiFi System
Assuring reliable streaming services for residents of submerged coastal cities.

Pence: Fear of Second Covid-19 Wave “Overblown”
Pundits: fear of second Trump-Pence term “overblown.”

Premier League Soccer Returns, But With No Fans
Only inflatable hooligans.

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Thanks to 1621Rosie.

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Trump Promotes Conspiracy Theory That 75-Year-Old Protester Injured Himself on Purpose
Just to make him look bad.

Some Republicans Admit There's Systemic Racism
And they're for it.

Source: Bolton Book Contains Bombshells
Revelations include numerous impeachable offenses, illegal and unconstitutional actions, and other things everyone already knows about.

NASCAR Bans Confederate Flag at All Its Events and Properties
And pledges to remove all “Colored Only” signs.

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Thanks to Kimmie Rhodes.

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

World Leaders Praise Trump's Response to Protests
Gets high marks from Viktor Orban, Recep Erdogan, Kim Jong Un.

All Four Living Ex-Presidents Distance Themselves From Trump on Systemic Racism
All dead ex-presidents, except for Nixon and Jackson, have also issued statements.

Trump's Underground Bunker Revealed
Melania even has her own “Eva Braun” room.

Fox News Airs Graphic Showing How Stock Market Soars After Violence Against Black Men
During segment encouraging violence against black men.

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

(Unreleased 1994)

Thanks to Linda Ronstadt.

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Trump Retweets “The Only Good Democrat is a Dead Democrat”
“He was honoring JFK, FDR,” explains White House.

Twitter Labels Trump's Tweets With Fact-Check For First Time
His claim that deep state robots were forcing child sex slaves to churn out millions of phony mail-in ballots earns an asterisk.

Geologists: All 5 of Earth's Largest Mass Extinctions Linked to Global Warming
And Republican administrations.

Five Universities Offer First Ever Online Marijuana Courses
Hope students can adjust to daily routine of smoking pot while staring at a computer screen.

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Thanks to Down The Deep.

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

White House Defends President Golfing During Pandemic
“He needs a break from tweeting,” says aide.

White House Press Secretary Unintentionally Displays Trump Check With His Banking Information
Seems he's $6 trillion overdrawn.

TMZ Snaps Photo of Trump Wearing Mask
National Enquirer pays undisclosed amount to “catch and kill” it.

Wildlife Thriving in Closed National Parks
They're staying in park lodgings, eating at park concessions, shopping in park gift shops.

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Thanks to The Emmylou Harris Facebook Group.

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

23% of Republicans Think GOP Should Nominate Someone Other Than Trump
Their top three choices: Kanye West, Michael Flynn, My Pillow guy.

Owner of Pro-Trump One America News Network Bans Coverage of Any Poll That Trump Doesn't Lead
Recently it covered results of Least Trusted Person poll, which Trump won handily.

Report: White House Trying To Lower Death Rates by Changing Counting Method
Fingers and toes will replace computer databases.

Study: Just One Meal High In Saturated Fat Impedes One's Ability to Focus
Based on viewing dozens of presidential press conferences.

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Thanks to Down The Deep.

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Trump Tours Mask Factory to Guns N' Roses' “Live and Let Die”
It's also name of administration's pandemic strategy.

White House Blocks Fauci From Testifying Before House Committee
“He'll spill the beans,” says spokesman.

Toilet Flushes in Background as Supreme Court Hears Arguments Live on Teleconference
It was first anyone's heard from Justice Thomas in some time.

Paper: Spanish Flu Pandemic Linked to Rise of Nazi Party
Trump campaign: “Finally some positive news.”

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Thanks to The Original Emmylou Harris Facebook Group.

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

98% of All Americans, Republicans and Democrats Alike, Said They Would Not Inject Themselves With Bleach if Infected
Only 2%, or six or seven million, would.

Radio Host and Trump Ally Alex Jones Says He's Ready to Kill, Eat His Neighbors
Almost guaranteeing a Presidential Medal of Freedom.

Administration Announces “Operation Warp Speed” to Develop Vaccine
Supplants “Operation Deny, Stall, Cover Up.”

Saudi Arabia Bans Public Floggings
From now on they'll be “pay-per-view” only.

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Emmylou Harris & The Hot Band - Billy Bobs Texas 1982

-C’est La Vie ( You Never Can tell )
-Making Belive
-The Boxer

Wrong. 3rd song is 'Two More Bottles Of Wine'.

Thanks to The Original Emmylou Harris Facebook Group.

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

REPORT: TRUMP WATCHES 7 HOURS OF CABLE NEWS EVERY MORNING, GETS TO OVAL OFFICE AT NOON
Where he goes to work criticizing cable news.

Drudge Report Turns Against Trump
Analysts compare it to Hitler's split with Stalin.

Californians Flock to Beach, Flaunt Social Distancing
Show off their pecs, flex their stupidity.

Study: Russian Trolls Very Effective Exploiting American Fear, Anger Online
Almost as much as our government.

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Thanks to The Original Emmylou Harris Facebook Group.

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

EPA Rolls Back Restrictions On Release of Mercury, Linked to Brain Damage
Part of administration plan to “dumb down” public before election.

Stimulus Checks Will Have Trump's Name on Them
So you'll know who made this all possible.

Scholars: Trump's Claim He Can Adjourn Congress “Misreads” Constitution
“That's impossible," he replies, "I've never read the Constitution.”

Florida Declares WWE an Essential Service
Along with meth labs, tattoo parlors.