I just got back after picking Shayna up from her vet. I'll start posting tomorrow once I get caught up on the news and unpack. Yes, Gord's still in charge. In the meantime though, something I posted 2 years ago. As we turned into New York Harbor this morning, and I gazed up at the 2nd most beautiful woman in the world (next to Mrs. F) I felt exactly the same way. What I will say is the officers and crew of Noordam surpassed that of QM2 by a length. Not an easy feat. See you tomorrow.
Update:
I heard about this while speaking with Bill Miller aboard Noordam last week. A trivia note, also gleaned from Mr. Miller, the original Queen Mary was supposed to have been named Victoria but plans changed before she was launched.
Saturday, October 14, 2006
Friday, October 13, 2006
From the Funny to the Disgusting..
Yeah,ok,sure,"The Left"doesn't have a sense of humor. HA. Just go see this,it's too freaking hilarious.
Next,Steve Gillard brings us a tale from a so called "Christian Values Family".
There's a whole lotta ugly in those repressed "conservative"closets isn't there?
Any guy who needs his porn so fucking bad he's gotta do it while his 3 little kids are up and running around needs bitch slapping back into reality. Thankfully,his wifey got the clue(she's got a music career,she doesn't need his support financially. I imagine he's not alot of help with anything that matters anyway)and booted his ass out the door. None of this would be anyone else's bidness,but if you put yourself out there as some paragon of virtue,you'd better BE virtuous,or all bets are off when your kinks become known.
You know,I think it might be a good idea to gather these people together in one large venue for awhile and just let 'em go apeshit on each other. Fuck and suck and fuck some more and get over it already. No one under 21,no weapons,with proper security to keep that shit inside where the rest of us don't have to see it. Fuck til you can fuck no more and leave the rest of us alone.One big giant Kink Fest '06,and it might take some of the mean out of a few of these wretches. Hire some professional dominatrix types to run the show and keep people fairly safe. And free condoms and Plan B for everyone! Yay!
I wonder if anyone has ever compared the sexual exploits of the Victorian Era to this current crop of "conservatives"? They seem strangely related in alot of ways.
Next,Steve Gillard brings us a tale from a so called "Christian Values Family".
There's a whole lotta ugly in those repressed "conservative"closets isn't there?
Any guy who needs his porn so fucking bad he's gotta do it while his 3 little kids are up and running around needs bitch slapping back into reality. Thankfully,his wifey got the clue(she's got a music career,she doesn't need his support financially. I imagine he's not alot of help with anything that matters anyway)and booted his ass out the door. None of this would be anyone else's bidness,but if you put yourself out there as some paragon of virtue,you'd better BE virtuous,or all bets are off when your kinks become known.
You know,I think it might be a good idea to gather these people together in one large venue for awhile and just let 'em go apeshit on each other. Fuck and suck and fuck some more and get over it already. No one under 21,no weapons,with proper security to keep that shit inside where the rest of us don't have to see it. Fuck til you can fuck no more and leave the rest of us alone.One big giant Kink Fest '06,and it might take some of the mean out of a few of these wretches. Hire some professional dominatrix types to run the show and keep people fairly safe. And free condoms and Plan B for everyone! Yay!
I wonder if anyone has ever compared the sexual exploits of the Victorian Era to this current crop of "conservatives"? They seem strangely related in alot of ways.
Last Man Standing
This is for all us Olde Fartes (Lctp!). Rolling Stone profiles Jerry L ee Lewis.
From a review of his new album:
And some video to get them ol' toes a-tappin'. Then it'll be nap time.
From a review of his new album:
Jerry Lee Lewis is older and tougher than you. At seventy, he could eat your liver for breakfast, sleep with your kid sister and then burn down your house after a light lunch. So rounding up twenty-one heavy hitters (Mick Jagger, Eric Clapton, Neil Young, etc.) for a Jerry Lee Lewis duets album either means that they're paying their respects to one of the inventors of rock & roll, the wild man of the piano who came up with the sonic explosion that is "Great Balls of Fire"- or that they're just afraid of what Jerry Lee would do to them if they said no.
[...] The best-sounding tracks are probably his duets with the country stars George Jones and Willie Nelson. Both of them are older than Lewis, so everybody just relaxes and enjoys being alive.
And some video to get them ol' toes a-tappin'. Then it'll be nap time.
JEB corrects 'closet' rumor, may only blow oboe...
In a follow-up to my post about Jeb Bush hiding in a closet in Pennsylvania to avoid disgruntled citizens, I give Guv Bush this opportunity to correct me:
The "closet" part was kinda fun, but the point is that he "cut and ran" in the face of dissent.
In a related vein, David Rossie has a few comments:
Hey, why not? They confuse themselves with newsmen all the time.
In Jeb's defense, being only the governor of a failed Southern state, he doesn't have anywhere near the insulation from reality or the number of security personnel that his brother does.
Florida Gov. Jeb Bush has disputed media accounts that said he hid in a closet to avoid anti-Republican protesters during a visit to Pittsburgh last week.
Bush said it was actually a boiler room.
The "closet" part was kinda fun, but the point is that he "cut and ran" in the face of dissent.
In a related vein, David Rossie has a few comments:
We are told by people who pay attention to such things that the Bush family had high hopes for son Jeb, because he was considered the brightest of all the boys. Never mind that being the brightest Bush boy is a little like being the most talented oboe player in Logan, Ohio.
Imagine what Limbaugh and the fabulists at the Fox News Network could have made of that if it had been Ed Rendell, Pennsylvania's Democratic governor, blowing kisses to the steelworkers before ducking for cover, instead of Jeb the Lesser:
"Pennsylvania Governor comes out of closet in Pittsburgh. State's Democrats in disarray. Santorum deplores moral depravity in high places, calls for governor's impeachment."
Hey, with Fox's penchant for identifying rogue Republicans as Democrats, it could still happen.
Hey, why not? They confuse themselves with newsmen all the time.
In Jeb's defense, being only the governor of a failed Southern state, he doesn't have anywhere near the insulation from reality or the number of security personnel that his brother does.
Baker's Panel Rules Out Iraq Victory
Well, at last a panel of 'experts' agrees with me! I could have saved them a lot of time and money had they but asked. From The New York Sun.
I heartily agree with minimizing American casualties being the top priority. It sounds like they are recommending "redeployment" to "contain" a Baghdad enclave. I think 140,000 troops could probably "stabilize" Baghdad. An enclave mentality would surrender the rest of Iraq to whatever. Fine.
I think they should particularly stabilize the area around the airport, so the "redeployment" of the troops to the United States could proceed swiftly and unimpeded.
Heh. I think the "politically explosive" remark refers to the fact that Bush's head is likely to explode when the group tells him he's had his head up his ass the whole time. Luckily, the explosion will be contained, because he still does.
I think it was Lawrence O'Donnell who said this study would be leaked prior to the elections. Him plenty smart pundit.
Please read the rest.
A commission formed to assess the Iraq war and recommend a new course has ruled out the prospect of victory for America, according to draft policy options shared with The New York Sun by commission officials.
Instead, the commission is headed toward presenting President Bush with two clear policy choices that contradict his rhetoric of establishing democracy in Iraq. The more palatable of the two choices for the White House, "Stability First," argues that the military should focus on stabilizing Baghdad while the American Embassy should work toward political accommodation with insurgents. The goal of nurturing a democracy in Iraq is dropped.
They also shed light on what is at stake in the coming 2 1/2 months for the Iraqi government. The "Redeploy and Contain" option calls for the phased withdrawal of American soldiers from Iraq, though the working groups have yet to say when and where those troops will go. The document, read over the telephone to the Sun, says America should "make clear to allies and others that U.S. redeployment does not reduce determination to attack terrorists wherever they are." It also says America's top priority should be minimizing American casualties in Iraq.
I heartily agree with minimizing American casualties being the top priority. It sounds like they are recommending "redeployment" to "contain" a Baghdad enclave. I think 140,000 troops could probably "stabilize" Baghdad. An enclave mentality would surrender the rest of Iraq to whatever. Fine.
I think they should particularly stabilize the area around the airport, so the "redeployment" of the troops to the United States could proceed swiftly and unimpeded.
Because of the politically explosive topic of the Baker commission, the panel has agreed not to release its findings until after the November 7 elections. The commission, formally known as the Iraq Study Group, was created by Congress in legislation sponsored by Rep. Frank Wolf, a Republican of Virginia and close confidant of Mr. Bush's. Mr. Baker has said he will likely present the panel's findings in December.
Heh. I think the "politically explosive" remark refers to the fact that Bush's head is likely to explode when the group tells him he's had his head up his ass the whole time. Luckily, the explosion will be contained, because he still does.
I think it was Lawrence O'Donnell who said this study would be leaked prior to the elections. Him plenty smart pundit.
Please read the rest.
Canada troops battle 10-ft Afghan marijuana plants
Reuters UK
Hard to light. Must be good shit!
You can't make this stuff up. Well, most of it anyway. In a related report:
Canadian troops fighting Taliban militants in Afghanistan have stumbled across an unexpected and potent enemy -- almost impenetrable forests of 10-feet (three metre) high marijuana plants.
General Rick Hillier, chief of the Canadian defence staff, said on Thursday that Taliban fighters were using the forests as cover. In response, the crew of at least one armored car had camouflaged their vehicle with marijuana.
"The challenge is that marijuana plants absorb energy, heat very readily. It's very difficult to penetrate with thermal devices ... and as a result you really have to be careful that the Taliban don't dodge in and out of those marijuana forests," he said in a speech in Ottawa.
"We tried burning them with white phosphorous -- it didn't work. We tried burning them with diesel -- it didn't work. The plants are so full of water right now ... that we simply couldn't burn them," he said.
Hard to light. Must be good shit!
Even successful incineration had its drawbacks.
"A couple of brown plants on the edges of some of those (forests) did catch on fire. But a section of soldiers that was downwind from that had some ill effects and decided that was probably not the right course of action," Hiller said dryly.
One soldier told him later: "Sir, three years ago before I joined the army, I never thought I'd say 'That damn marijuana'."
You can't make this stuff up. Well, most of it anyway. In a related report:
Canadian soldiers in Afghanistan requested an emergency resupply of Twinkies and Yoo-Hoos as stocks ran dangerously low. The transmission was garbled due to background noise remarkably similar to riotous laughter.
Top officers say they need to enlist the services of Canadian civilians and even U.S. citizens in destroying the marijuana. The first shipment is on its way.
Top Brit Soldier Kicks Poodle
Daily Mail
The final, and best, line is pure Britspeak:
We would probably flatten it with an SUV if our top general had the balls of that British one. He could still yell 'giddyap!'.
C'mon, General Pace, act like a goddam Marine for once. The Chesty Puller kind, not the Ollie North kind. Earn back some respect by telling Bush and Rumsfeld the truth. In public. Same goes to the top Doggie brass.
Update:
BBC News
Yeah, for the puppet president.
Cover yer bum, Fifi.
A blistering assessment of British policy in Iraq from the country's top soldier left Tony Blair reeling today.
General Sir Richard Dannatt said troops should come home within two years - flatly contradicting the Prime Minister's policy that the military will stay "as long as it takes".
Downing Street was aghast at the general's remarks, though in public it offered "full support".
His views have sent shockwaves through Government.
They are a total repudiation of the Prime Minister, who has repeatedly insisted that British presence in Iraq is morally right and has had no effect on our domestic security.
Sir Richard, who took up his post earlier this year, warned that "our presence in Iraq exacerbates" the "difficulties we are facing around the world."
He lambasts Tony Blair's desire to forge a "liberal democracy" in Iraq as a "naive" failure and he warns that "whatever consent we may have had in the first place" from the Iraqi people "has largely turned to intolerance."
Shadow Defence Secretary Liam Fox said: "When I was in Iraq, soldiers told me the same thing."
"They said the reaction had gone from welcome, to consent to mere tolerance and they said that this meant we didn't have an indefinite licence to be there."
"To have one of our senior military figures speaking out on behalf of those under his commenad is a refreshing change."
The final, and best, line is pure Britspeak:
The party's defence spokesman Nick Harvey added: "This drives a coach and horses through the government's foreign policy."
We would probably flatten it with an SUV if our top general had the balls of that British one. He could still yell 'giddyap!'.
C'mon, General Pace, act like a goddam Marine for once. The Chesty Puller kind, not the Ollie North kind. Earn back some respect by telling Bush and Rumsfeld the truth. In public. Same goes to the top Doggie brass.
Update:
BBC News
Tony Blair has said he agrees with "every word" the new head of the British Army said on the Iraq war.
Speaking in St Andrews at the end of talks on Northern Ireland, the prime minister said the reason the government had been able to so far give up two provinces to Iraqi control was "precisely because the job has been done there."
He refused to be drawn on whether he agreed with quotes from Sir Richard published in the Daily Mail, saying only that later TV and radio interviews given by the general were more in context.
On the transcripts of those interviews Mr Blair said: "I agree with every word of it."
A spokesman for the Iraqi president said the departure of multi-national troops now "would be a disaster".
Yeah, for the puppet president.
Mr Blair said he "suspected" Sir Richard had given a long interview with the Daily Mail, and that some of his comments had been taken out of context.
Cover yer bum, Fifi.
Take to the boats, Repugs...
Paul Krugman at Welcome To Pottersville
The first 'comment':
Hopefully, Mr. Krugman's words are not just the ravings of a wild-eyed economist...
The conventional wisdom says that the Democrats will take control of the House of Representatives next month, but only by a small margin. I've been looking at the numbers, however, and I believe this conventional wisdom is almost all wrong.
Here's what's happening: a huge Democratic storm surge is heading toward a high Republican levee. It's still possible that the surge won't overtop the levee - that is, the Democrats could fail by a small margin to take control of Congress. But if the surge does go over the top, the flooding will almost surely reach well inland - that is, if the Democrats win, they'll probably win big.
The storm may yet weaken. The Iowa Electronic Markets, in which people bet real money on election outcomes, still give Republicans a roughly 40 percent chance of keeping control of both houses of Congress. If that happens, will it mean that Republican control is permanent after all?
No. Bear in mind that the G.O.P. isn't in trouble because of a string of bad luck. The problems that have caused Americans to turn on the party, from the disaster in Iraq to the botched response to Katrina, from the failed attempt to privatize Social Security to the sudden realization by many voters that the self-proclaimed champions of moral values are hypocrites, are deeply rooted in the whole nature of Republican governance. So even if this surge doesn't overtop the levee, there will be another surge soon.
But the best guess is that the permanent Republican majority will end in a little over three weeks.
The first 'comment':
From Krugman's lips to the Flying Spaghetti Monster's ears...
Hopefully, Mr. Krugman's words are not just the ravings of a wild-eyed economist...
Thursday, October 12, 2006
Post this or it's a time-out for you, little mister...
I'm posting this at the request of An Angry Old Broad because her Blogger is committing lewd and hilarious acts on the pre-moistened south end of a north-bound monkey today. Nothin' wrong with her e-mail, though. Besides, it's good. Also, if Mom ain't happy, ain't nobody happy! I don't wanna hafta go sit in the corner...
First, see the video of Mike Malloy taking on a wingnut jackass on MSNBC. AOB's comments:
Air America did a dumb thing dumping Mike. He's a tad more to the left than your standard TV lefty, he makes some people on our side cringe, but I think that's why I like him. Getting too comfy with your beliefs is never a good thing. Mike's a good egg, he's pretty much a "what you see is what you get" kind of guy. He's far left but not crazy ass far left. Oh, and BushFlash is a good site. Eric's an ok guy, I disagree with him on some issues, but he has a pretty cool video and media stash worth checking out.
A heads up also: In a couple of weeks,once I'm done with some home projects and dealing with kiddo's school issues,I'll be putting up a couple of Living Democracy posts Below the Fold, one about food, one about education. I'm also going to be starting a series on the AOB blog called Growing Up Amway, about my parents' 3 decades long relationship to Amway, how that plays into religion and politics, the stuff I saw growing up (Rich DeVos,one of the company's founders actually came to our house a couple times when I was a kid.Our home was an Amway "social hub" there for awhile, I was privvy to alot of stuff), and try to weave this in with my relationship to my insane family. The only reason I think I got out of that madness with some integrity in tact was my Dad's mom being such a big part of my life when I was a kid. My sibs didn't get that interaction, and it's the only thing I can think of that saved me from losing it entirely. Perhaps the subtitle should be "why the political is personal", lol. It'll be long, rambly and windy, just like me, so it should go on my blog I think.
Alrighty then,I must get to it around here. And coffee, must.make.coffee.....
Back to Moi. Mom's blog is An Angry Old Broad.
Can I go out and play now? I had a buncha coffee too, and I need to go mark the Repug campaign signs on the neighbors' lawns*...
First, see the video of Mike Malloy taking on a wingnut jackass on MSNBC. AOB's comments:
Air America did a dumb thing dumping Mike. He's a tad more to the left than your standard TV lefty, he makes some people on our side cringe, but I think that's why I like him. Getting too comfy with your beliefs is never a good thing. Mike's a good egg, he's pretty much a "what you see is what you get" kind of guy. He's far left but not crazy ass far left. Oh, and BushFlash is a good site. Eric's an ok guy, I disagree with him on some issues, but he has a pretty cool video and media stash worth checking out.
A heads up also: In a couple of weeks,once I'm done with some home projects and dealing with kiddo's school issues,I'll be putting up a couple of Living Democracy posts Below the Fold, one about food, one about education. I'm also going to be starting a series on the AOB blog called Growing Up Amway, about my parents' 3 decades long relationship to Amway, how that plays into religion and politics, the stuff I saw growing up (Rich DeVos,one of the company's founders actually came to our house a couple times when I was a kid.Our home was an Amway "social hub" there for awhile, I was privvy to alot of stuff), and try to weave this in with my relationship to my insane family. The only reason I think I got out of that madness with some integrity in tact was my Dad's mom being such a big part of my life when I was a kid. My sibs didn't get that interaction, and it's the only thing I can think of that saved me from losing it entirely. Perhaps the subtitle should be "why the political is personal", lol. It'll be long, rambly and windy, just like me, so it should go on my blog I think.
Alrighty then,I must get to it around here. And coffee, must.make.coffee.....
Back to Moi. Mom's blog is An Angry Old Broad.
Can I go out and play now? I had a buncha coffee too, and I need to go mark the Repug campaign signs on the neighbors' lawns*...
*I'm lyin'. There aren't any. I'll find something to pee on...
Top Ten GOP Excuses Regarding Iraq Casualty Statistics
From Balloon Juice:
At the time of my posting, there were 122 comments. Take a guess what the first one is! Some are funny, some are most decidedly not.
Here are just a few:
Go see. Tell us your favorites.
At any rate, rather than sit back and wait for the inevitable bullshit to fly, let's help them out. With that in mind, here are the top ten GOP excuses for an estimate of a half million+ dead Iraqis:
10. At least when we kill civilians, it is an accident. Saddam intentionally killed civilians.
9. No one could have predicted there would be civilian casualties.
8. We tried to come up with a plan to win this war without killing civilians, but obstructionist Democrats made it too hard.
7. How many innocent civilians did FDR and Truman kill? (Excuse used partially used with a reference to Nagasaki and Hiroshima.)
6. Why all the fuss? The Iraqi people can 'tolerate' a few dead. (Excuse actually used by Bush in his presser.)
5.Freedom isn't Free.Freedom is messy.
4. Better to have collateral damage over there than to have it over here.
3. The terrorists don't care if they kill innocent civilians.
2. Brian Ross and the media have known people are dying in Iraq for a long while. Why did they wait until right before an election to tell us? (Excuse actually used here at Red State)
1. Epidemiologists?!? What the hell do skin doctors know about waging war? (Excuse partially used here: "So somewhere between 8 and 194 thousand, good lord I hope I never get treated by one of these quacks.")
Feel free to add your own in the comments (and if you have links to these made-up excuses being actually used, please forward them).
At the time of my posting, there were 122 comments. Take a guess what the first one is! Some are funny, some are most decidedly not.
Here are just a few:
These civilian deaths were caused by foreign countries attempting to make the United States look bad
"The methodology of the study has been, you know, pretty well, you know, dis ... you know, credited ... and that's why I am taking a minimum of several years to come up with our own estimates on this, you know, figure, which will be something to be dealt with, you know, by a future, you know, president."
It wasn't reported by Fox News
"If they don't like it, they should get off our oil."
Imagine the outrage on the right if it was "600,000 aborted festuses"
Go see. Tell us your favorites.
Dear Leader Brings It On
Robert Scheer
I think the money line in Mr. Scheer's piece is "Nothing could be further from the truth". Describes this certifiably criminally insane administration to a 'T'.
I think all this talk about "nuclear war" is just stupid and misleading by design, to scare us into keeping the Repugs in power. It shouldn't work, and I hope it doesn't.
I spent my school years listening to monthly air-raid siren tests and hiding under my desk to protect myself from an A-Bomb Blast. Seems kinda quaint now, but the Soviet Union actually had (still does, probably) the capability to wreck the joint, and us them in return. Nice. The closest we came was during the Cuban Missile Crisis, 44 years ago this week, oddly enough just before a mid-term election. Cooler heads prevailed, but 'cooler heads' may very well be what's missing now.
Point is, even after North Korea's oops-in-the-firecracker-factory supposed nuclear test, neither they nor Iran can do the world any damage yet for a long time. On the other hand, the U.S. can turn any place it wants to into a self-lighting glass-surfaced wasteland.
The big problem is that Bush, Kim, and Ahmadinejad are all fuckin' crazy.
Why don't they just go on TV, drop trou, compare their little weenies, and get it over with? It would save the rest of us a lot of trouble and we'd have a good laugh besides.
Well, Bush showed them, didn't he?
Over the past six years, our "my way or the highway" president blew up a crucial nonproliferation agreement which was keeping North Korea's plutonium stores under seal, ended bilateral talks with Pyongyang, squashed Japan's and South Korea's carefully constructed "sunshine policy," which was slowly drawing the bizarre Hermit Kingdom back into the light, and then took every opportunity to personally insult the country's reportedly unstable dictator because it played well politically at home.
If you shun them, they will shape up - this was the essence of President Bush's non-diplomacy, as it was in regards to Iran, Lebanon and the Palestinian-Israeli conflict. The result? Cold War-style brinkmanship that has left the United States helpless.
Thank you, Mr. President. I feel so much safer now that we have a wannabe cowboy in charge of the free world.
Republican cheerleaders are now making the case that, as with every other problem in the world, this is all Bill Clinton's fault; the line is that former President Clinton caved to the North Korean communists, who then broke their agreements. Nothing could be further from the truth.
In fact, what happened is that Jimmy Carter, on Clinton's behalf, had negotiated an historic deal back in 1994 to allow the International Atomic Energy Agency to seal Pyongyang's plutonium in exchange for major energy assistance in the form of fuel-oil shipments and the building of safe nuclear reactors. (Incidentally, Donald Rumsfeld was a director of one of the companies that profited from the reactor deal.)
Sensible Republicans must rein in the Bush administration and demand that progress take precedence over empty threats. They could start by listening to James Baker, secretary of state in Bush's father's administration. "I believe in talking to your enemies," Baker said a few days before the Korean nuclear test, endorsing the resumption of bilateral talks with Pyongyang and noting pointedly that he had taken 15 trips to Syria while serving Bush's father.
Unfortunately, the White House will almost certainly ignore this commonsense truth. It's much easier to blame Bill Clinton.
I think the money line in Mr. Scheer's piece is "Nothing could be further from the truth". Describes this certifiably criminally insane administration to a 'T'.
I think all this talk about "nuclear war" is just stupid and misleading by design, to scare us into keeping the Repugs in power. It shouldn't work, and I hope it doesn't.
I spent my school years listening to monthly air-raid siren tests and hiding under my desk to protect myself from an A-Bomb Blast. Seems kinda quaint now, but the Soviet Union actually had (still does, probably) the capability to wreck the joint, and us them in return. Nice. The closest we came was during the Cuban Missile Crisis, 44 years ago this week, oddly enough just before a mid-term election. Cooler heads prevailed, but 'cooler heads' may very well be what's missing now.
Point is, even after North Korea's oops-in-the-firecracker-factory supposed nuclear test, neither they nor Iran can do the world any damage yet for a long time. On the other hand, the U.S. can turn any place it wants to into a self-lighting glass-surfaced wasteland.
The big problem is that Bush, Kim, and Ahmadinejad are all fuckin' crazy.
Why don't they just go on TV, drop trou, compare their little weenies, and get it over with? It would save the rest of us a lot of trouble and we'd have a good laugh besides.
Wednesday, October 11, 2006
"Lat me see if I've got this 'RIGHT'...
Mrs. G came roarin' up the driveway at lunchtime today, yellin' "Ya gotta google up what I just heard on the radio!". I did the honey-do and I'm glad I did.
Today's 'must read' from Nancy Greggs:
She hasn't, either! Much, much more on the way to this finale:
You gotta be weapons grade gullible, ill-informed, easily led and totally stupid enough to support Bush!
Go read the rest. Disseminate it far and wide.
Today's 'must read' from Nancy Greggs:
I'm supposed to believe that the man who sat in a classroom reading a kids' book for seven minutes AFTER he was told the country was under attack, who was warned repeatedly about imminent threats against the country and chose to ignore them, who has traipsed off on vacation every time there is a domestic or international disaster, is a decisive man-of-action with the fortitude to run a nation.
I am supposed to believe that God himself chooses my nation's leaders and that, in His infinite wisdom, he chose a lying, thieving, self-absorbed, pro-torture, pro-war, lazy frat-boy jerk like George W. Bush.
I am supposed to believe that the same man who used family money and influence to duck military duty, who has failed at every business venture he ever tried, who never did an honest day's work or accomplished anything of value in his entire life, is fit to be Commander-in-Chief.
I am supposed to believe that a man who ignores the Constitution he swore to uphold, breaks the law with abandon, repeatedly lied about the reasons for going to war, its cost, its duration, and even its goals, is honest and trustworthy.
I am supposed to believe that the escalating violence, chaos and deaths in Iraq and Afghanistan are a sign of progress.
I am supposed to believe that a man who, by his own admission, does not read newspapers, who only meets with and listens to 'yes' men, who refuses to speak before any group that is not hand-picked from his staunchest supporters, is in touch with the realities of the world.
I am supposed to believe that sending US soldiers into combat without proper equipment or a viable military strategy, while decreasing their pensions and their benefits, is a patriotic display of supporting the troops.
I am supposed to believe that gutting the funding of social programs aimed at assisting the poor, the sick, the hungry and the homeless is the outcome of good Christians being in office, and that torturing, maiming and killing innocent civilians is "doing the Lord's work".
Oh, don't go anywhere, because I haven't even gotten started yet...
She hasn't, either! Much, much more on the way to this finale:
Oh, if only I were GULLIBLE, ILL-INFORMED, EASILY LED and TOTALLY STUPID - what a FINE Bush supporter I would have made!
You gotta be weapons grade gullible, ill-informed, easily led and totally stupid enough to support Bush!
Go read the rest. Disseminate it far and wide.
"Swallow or it's going in your eye"
I found this in the usual roundabout way from Paul the Spud at Shakey's Sis to Blue Gal. Go check out T-Shirt Hell. Don't blame me if you spend all your money!
"Avast, mateys! There's buggery aboard!"
Billmon's on fire! "Hastert's Navy". Heh.
Ah, for the good ol' days' of rum, sodomy, and the lash!
Until recently I had no idea the House followed Royal Navy tradition! Can keelhauling and walking the plank be far behind? TeeHee, I said 'behind'!
"I have understood what my staff's told me, and I think from that response they've handled it as well as they should. However, in 20-20 hindsight, probably you could do everything a little bit better. But if there is problem, if there was a coverup, then we should find that out through the investigation process. They'll be under oath, and we'll find out. If they did cover something up, then they should not continue to have their jobs."
Denny Hastert
Press Conference
October 10, 2006
Sir John: May I take this opportunity of emphasizing that there is no cannibalism in the Royal Navy. Absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount, more than we are prepared to admit, but all new ratings are warned that if they wake up in the morning and find toothmarks at all anywhere on their bodies, they're to tell me immediately so that I can immediately take every measure to hush the whole thing up.
Monty Python's Flying Circus
Episode 32
November 23, 1972
Ah, for the good ol' days' of rum, sodomy, and the lash!
Until recently I had no idea the House followed Royal Navy tradition! Can keelhauling and walking the plank be far behind? TeeHee, I said 'behind'!
The Peters Principle
Billmon
Just keep dyin' for Dear Leader, boys and girls. It's your patriotic duty in an election year.
Make no mistake: Were our nation directly threatened, our ground forces would surge to respond powerfully and effectively. But as far as Iraq goes, they've given their best. They're willing to die for our country. But we should never ask them to give their lives to postpone a political embarrassment.
Ralph Peters
No More Troops
October 10, 2006
The problem, Ralphy boy, is that you and your kind already have asked them to do just that -- repeatedly, and for the better part of the past three years.
It's a little late now for the John Kerry imitation.
Just keep dyin' for Dear Leader, boys and girls. It's your patriotic duty in an election year.
This Day In History
Geov Parrish
Not that we're going to forget anytime soon.
It's also "National Coming Out Day". Welcome, Republicans. Also see Sis.
10/11/2002: Despite an unprecedented flooding of Congress with calls, e-mails, letters, and faxes in opposition, both the House of Representatives and the Senate overwhelmingly pass resolutions authorizing Pres. Bush to unilaterally launch an invasion of Iraq at any time for any reason.
Not that we're going to forget anytime soon.
It's also "National Coming Out Day". Welcome, Republicans. Also see Sis.
Baby's Gotta Dance ...
Or, You Sure Don't Look Like Patrick Swayze.
We're pulling into Bermuda tonight but I'm gonna skip the travelogue. Since I've been to every damn island from Bermuda to the Antilles over the past 15 years, I can say with certainty and confidence, you seen one, you seen 'em all. I'm not even bothering to get off the ship. A note to Caribbean island governments: Clean up your act, do something for your people to keep them from harassing the tourists for money, and maybe I'll come back and spend some of mine there. This especially goes out to the government of Jamaica. If you want a place to get away, book a week at one of the resorts in the Caymans or one of the Dutch islands. They're run a little better, not as corrupt and the people aren't as poor. Observe if you will while you're there, the 'compound' mentality and wonder why there are gates and razor wire around the resort. It's to keep the natives out, otherwise they'd rob you, and the hotel, blind. No thanks.
So, in lieu of pics of Bermuda, I'm gonna relate what passes for evening entertainment for the Mrs. and me while we're hanging out, watching the orchestra.
A little background. When I was a kid, growing up in the 60s, the Catskills were the place to go on vacation and my parents would spend a week there in the late summer. If you've seen Dirty Dancing, you've seen what a week of my summer was like every year. Mrs. F's parents did the same, though they went to the 'Jewish Alps' where we went to the 'German Alps'. Well, aboard Noordam we have almost the same thing.
As I've said before, the vacationers aboard are an older crowd, mainly 60 (sorry Gord) and older ... much. A good portion of 'em are widows and divorcees. Needless to say, they were of the 'Catskills generation' and big band music and dancing is a big part of their lives. Being the theme of the crossing is big bands (I've already mentioned the wonderful Nick Ross Orchestra who headlines every night from 10:30 to 12:30), the alte frauen are in their glory. In light of this, Holland America Line provides dance hosts for the women to boogie with. Let me say right now that none of the hosts (there are about 6 or 7) look like Patrick Swayze and all are old enough to be his father. They don't have his moves either.
Now here's where the entertainment comes in, aside from the fact we enjoy the music greatly. It's what I call the 'chicken dance'. There's a little soap opera going on among the ladies and hosts (most of whom I'm convinced are here to score a rich widow woman). Since we've made the acquaintence of most of the women (well, I have because they all look at me like a piece of meat and circle around as soon as Mrs. F gets up or they spot me alone. Hey, I'm young and handsome, relatively speaking) and they all gossip to us during the day.
Anyway, the ladies all sit together in the lounge, waiting for the hosts to ask them to dance. They keep score, knowing which host danced with whom last, and how many dances they've had with each particular host. Cat fights and backbiting are regular occurrances, and over the past two weeks, we've seen a good number of them. No knock-down-drag-outs yet, but a lot of hissing and screeching. Ladies who are traveling together no longer talk to one another because one felt slighted the other spent more time with a certain host, maybe even slept with him. Another threw money in her friends face for similar reasons. And the Mrs. and I just sit back and watch it go on, set to the tunes of Glenn Miller.
And the hosts also play the game, especially if they think one of the rich ones is looking for a husband. They vie for her attention like preening birds during the mating season, each showing off their plumage to attract the female, thus insulting the others who aren't getting the attention they think they deserve. National Geographic could do a special, probably more interesting to watch than Bighorn Sheep headbutting each other into senselessness over a female because all are dressed so elegantly.
Now that the cruise is winding down, the pace of the dance is even more feverish, the ladies knowing failure means they'll have to wait until next year to try again. The hosts have it easy, knowing that on Saturday afternoon a fresh crop will board after we leave and they can try their luck again. The thing that gets me is these are grown women, not young girls, and should have their eyes open at this point in their lives. Maybe I can see it thanks to my detached point of view, or maybe they choose to ignore the fact they are playing a game, but like Dirty Dancing, they are grasping to hold onto that last little bit of the summer fantasy before they go back to their real lives for the long, cold winter.
Maybe we aren't as far removed from the creatures we consider lesser animals as we think. I'll be back to full-time duty on Saturday.
And as my bartender makes my eye-opener (it's 9:30 am), a recap:
Buongiorno
Blog who?
Monaco
Cures
Making steam
Bottled Lightning
Naval Grafitti
Proud to be an American
Porta Delgado and Horta
See ya in a couple days ...
We're pulling into Bermuda tonight but I'm gonna skip the travelogue. Since I've been to every damn island from Bermuda to the Antilles over the past 15 years, I can say with certainty and confidence, you seen one, you seen 'em all. I'm not even bothering to get off the ship. A note to Caribbean island governments: Clean up your act, do something for your people to keep them from harassing the tourists for money, and maybe I'll come back and spend some of mine there. This especially goes out to the government of Jamaica. If you want a place to get away, book a week at one of the resorts in the Caymans or one of the Dutch islands. They're run a little better, not as corrupt and the people aren't as poor. Observe if you will while you're there, the 'compound' mentality and wonder why there are gates and razor wire around the resort. It's to keep the natives out, otherwise they'd rob you, and the hotel, blind. No thanks.
So, in lieu of pics of Bermuda, I'm gonna relate what passes for evening entertainment for the Mrs. and me while we're hanging out, watching the orchestra.
A little background. When I was a kid, growing up in the 60s, the Catskills were the place to go on vacation and my parents would spend a week there in the late summer. If you've seen Dirty Dancing, you've seen what a week of my summer was like every year. Mrs. F's parents did the same, though they went to the 'Jewish Alps' where we went to the 'German Alps'. Well, aboard Noordam we have almost the same thing.
As I've said before, the vacationers aboard are an older crowd, mainly 60 (sorry Gord) and older ... much. A good portion of 'em are widows and divorcees. Needless to say, they were of the 'Catskills generation' and big band music and dancing is a big part of their lives. Being the theme of the crossing is big bands (I've already mentioned the wonderful Nick Ross Orchestra who headlines every night from 10:30 to 12:30), the alte frauen are in their glory. In light of this, Holland America Line provides dance hosts for the women to boogie with. Let me say right now that none of the hosts (there are about 6 or 7) look like Patrick Swayze and all are old enough to be his father. They don't have his moves either.
Now here's where the entertainment comes in, aside from the fact we enjoy the music greatly. It's what I call the 'chicken dance'. There's a little soap opera going on among the ladies and hosts (most of whom I'm convinced are here to score a rich widow woman). Since we've made the acquaintence of most of the women (well, I have because they all look at me like a piece of meat and circle around as soon as Mrs. F gets up or they spot me alone. Hey, I'm young and handsome, relatively speaking) and they all gossip to us during the day.
Anyway, the ladies all sit together in the lounge, waiting for the hosts to ask them to dance. They keep score, knowing which host danced with whom last, and how many dances they've had with each particular host. Cat fights and backbiting are regular occurrances, and over the past two weeks, we've seen a good number of them. No knock-down-drag-outs yet, but a lot of hissing and screeching. Ladies who are traveling together no longer talk to one another because one felt slighted the other spent more time with a certain host, maybe even slept with him. Another threw money in her friends face for similar reasons. And the Mrs. and I just sit back and watch it go on, set to the tunes of Glenn Miller.
And the hosts also play the game, especially if they think one of the rich ones is looking for a husband. They vie for her attention like preening birds during the mating season, each showing off their plumage to attract the female, thus insulting the others who aren't getting the attention they think they deserve. National Geographic could do a special, probably more interesting to watch than Bighorn Sheep headbutting each other into senselessness over a female because all are dressed so elegantly.
Now that the cruise is winding down, the pace of the dance is even more feverish, the ladies knowing failure means they'll have to wait until next year to try again. The hosts have it easy, knowing that on Saturday afternoon a fresh crop will board after we leave and they can try their luck again. The thing that gets me is these are grown women, not young girls, and should have their eyes open at this point in their lives. Maybe I can see it thanks to my detached point of view, or maybe they choose to ignore the fact they are playing a game, but like Dirty Dancing, they are grasping to hold onto that last little bit of the summer fantasy before they go back to their real lives for the long, cold winter.
Maybe we aren't as far removed from the creatures we consider lesser animals as we think. I'll be back to full-time duty on Saturday.
And as my bartender makes my eye-opener (it's 9:30 am), a recap:
Buongiorno
Blog who?
Monaco
Cures
Making steam
Bottled Lightning
Naval Grafitti
Proud to be an American
Porta Delgado and Horta
See ya in a couple days ...
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
Tucker to Evangelicals: Chumps
It looks like Repuglican operative and pusillanimous puke Tucker "The Twit" Carlson finally got something right. From Atrios:
It doesn't matter that us Realists have known this for a long time. When the reg'lar fundies (as opposed to the political christofascists, who are hopeless) figure out how bad they've been punk'd, they're gonna get really pissed off. It's about time.
When somebody like Carlson says it out loud, it must in fact be happening and obvious to the most casual observer. Good. Even good Christians don't like being taken for useful idiots, particularly by the Devil.
Video.
Here's what Tucker Carlson had to say on this weekend's Chris Matthews Show:
CARLSON: It goes deeper than that though. The deep truth is that the elites in the Republican Party have pure contempt for the evangelicals who put their party in power. Everybody in...
MATTHEWS: How do you know that? How do you know that?
CARLSON: Because I know them. Because I grew up with them. Because I live with them. They live on my street. Because I live in Washington, and I know that everybody in our world has contempt for the evangelicals. And the evangelicals know that, and they're beginning to learn that their own leaders sort of look askance at them and don't share their values.
MATTHEWS: So this gay marriage issue and other issues related to the gay lifestyle are simply tools to get elected?
CARLSON: That's exactly right. It's pandering to the base in the most cynical way, and the base is beginning to figure it out.
It doesn't matter that us Realists have known this for a long time. When the reg'lar fundies (as opposed to the political christofascists, who are hopeless) figure out how bad they've been punk'd, they're gonna get really pissed off. It's about time.
When somebody like Carlson says it out loud, it must in fact be happening and obvious to the most casual observer. Good. Even good Christians don't like being taken for useful idiots, particularly by the Devil.
Video.
The Sandbox
There's a new Doonesbury milblog called The Sandbox at Slate. It's for posts from troops and family members. The motto is "GWOT Hot Wash, Straight From The Wire". Many links to other milblogs. Here's some examples:
The 'truth' has nothing to do with what the pols and the media want out of you guys, Doc, but there are some of us who are listening.
Speaking as the poster child for Cranky Old Men, thanks fer noticin', Doc.
Much, much more. The links to the other blogs are the best part, IMNSHO. Go see what these folks are thinkin'.
Combat Doc
Most soldiers I talk to fall into one of three groups. First are the die-hard supporters. Guys who claim to "hate the Hajj" but really only do so because they think it's their job to. This is about 10%. Second are the anti-war, Bush-is-full-of-shit, no-war-for-oil crowd. These guys see no good at all even if they were part of it. This is about another 10 or so percent. The rest are guys who do their job and seem to be the most confused. The right is saying "Yay Bush!" but they see holes in the story. The left is screaming "Bring our soldiers home!", while some wear shirts saying "Germans Supported Their Troops Too" and claim to speak for a relatively conservative military. Don't worry guys, there's no draft coming. College campuses and wanna-be hippies take note.
It seems each side is claiming to speak for the soldiers, but the press interviews and CNN stories are only pulling out the bits they want to publish to get their message across. Whatever that message is, Joe isn't getting his out.
...
In the end Joe isn't being heard by the pro's or the anti's. There is good and bad going on there, but the only one who will tell you the truth is the shooter who handed out bread to the children and lead to the Hajj.
The 'truth' has nothing to do with what the pols and the media want out of you guys, Doc, but there are some of us who are listening.
Doc in the Box
After three trips out here you start to notice trends -- what works, and the people who make a difference. There's always someone who goes beyond what is expected of them, doing things that aren't asked, and has that shining moment when they're so pissed or some subject irks them so much that they just have to fix it.
...
It's not the people who do well on their day jobs who make the mark that everyone remembers, it's those cranky old men who get pissed off by the status quo and do something about it. [...]
Speaking as the poster child for Cranky Old Men, thanks fer noticin', Doc.
Much, much more. The links to the other blogs are the best part, IMNSHO. Go see what these folks are thinkin'.
Oh, the irony...
Ironic Times
There's more where those came from.
Senate Armed Services Committee Chairman: Iraq War "Drifting Sideways"
On a narrow mountain road with a drunk at the wheel.
CONDI VISITS IRAQ, WARNS LEADERS THEY HAVE LIMITED TIME TO STEM VIOLENCE
Specifically, until November 7.
Military Spending Bill Allocates $20 Million for Post-War Victory Party
Featuring insurgents' favorite food, entertainment.
There's more where those came from.
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