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I'm a big Tom Lehrer fan, and I liked this proposed addition to his work at Are You Effin' Kidding Me?:

We told him nicely: "Please desist."
We even offered an assist
But Kim Jong-Il said, "Screw You, See?"
"We'll make Hawaii DMZ!"
Who's next?

It was Mr. Lehrer who wrote "God made yer eyes to plagiarize", which comes in handy sometimes.