Saturday, December 10, 2005

White House Report Card

Will Durst grades the Bush administration.

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But this report was strictly focused on the Administration's response to 9/11; the Commission totally ignored other areas of the job. So, in the interest of a more informed nation, and a fully rebuked President, I'm here to do the rigorous work of finishing off the Bush Administration's Report Card.

IRAQ: F.

Got us a new strategy for victory. Apparently our old strategy for victory was defective. You know what? Custer had a strategy for victory too.

TORTURE: F.

Administration promotes most torture friendly atmosphere since William Shatner ended his singing career.

ETHICS: D.

Would have been an F, but the main reason it is mostly Republicans caught taking bribes is because nobody wants to bribe a Democrat -- they can't get anything done.

There's more. Enjoy.

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