BUSH (in the Oval Office with his top aides): OK, we're agreed. We strip Michael Moore's citizenship, label him an "enemy combatant," and let him enjoy the free health care at Guantanamo Bay. Next issue: The process for Scooter Libby's pardon. How we gonna do this?
DICK CHENEY: Just do it, sir. Do it now. Right now! To hell with anyone who complains. Just sign this paperwork and it's done. (He hands Bush a document.)
BUSH: This says, "Presidential Authorization to Attack Iran with Nuclear Weapons."
CHENEY: Oh, sorry. (He hands Bush another document.)
BUSH (confused): This says, "Resignation Letter of George W. Bush."
CHENEY (laughing nervously): Ha! Just a little joke, sir.
BUSH: How about I sign an executive order that makes lying a good thing? And telling the truth a bad thing? Then Scooter's conviction would have to be overturned!
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