Sunday, March 30, 2008

USAF to power jets with coal

That's what McClatchy is saying,

Well they gave him his orders at Langley, Virginia,
Said: "Steve, you're way behind time,
"This is not 38, this is Ol' 97,
"Drop it on Tehran on time."
...

Then he turned around and said to his black, greasy fireman,
"Shovel on a little more coal.
"And when we cross that Eye-ran border,
"Watch Ol' '97 roll."


Or from another song,

Flyin' that plane, high on cocaine...

Sometimes this shit almost writes itself...

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