Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Enema Of The People

This could truly serve as the Bush-Cheney memorial.

RIA Novosti

A statue is to be unveiled to an enema at a health center in the southern Russia's town of Zheleznovodsk, the center director said on Monday.

The 1.5 meter-high bronze monument, weighing 350 kilograms (771.6 pounds), portrays "three angel-like children carrying above their heads a big pear-like enema," the Alexander Kharchenko said.

"This will be the first monument to an enema in the world," he said, adding that the initiative to erect the monument was proposed by the center's administration, where hundreds of similar procedures are carried out every day.

"It is high time a monument to an enema was erected," he said.

The United States needs a high colonic to cleanse its bowels of this administration. They can insert the tube in the Oval Office and OVP.

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