Wednesday, June 11, 2008

"There's only two things that money can't buy..."

If yer cheeseburger is missin' somethin' lately due to the the Repugs' most recent attempt to poison us in the pursuit of profit, here's the solution. I got no idea who this gal is other than her name's Alesa and she's purty and sings this Guy Clark tune real good.



You can plant tomatoes real easy. Tomato seeds pass right through your system, so just get some privately grown safe ones, eat 'em, crap in yer flower bed, and jump outta the way. A note of caution to apartment dwellers: if you live above the third floor, take the flower box off the window sill first!

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