On July 25th, "Pastor" Scott Gillis Murray decided to break into a woman's home, rummage through her drawers, steal her sex toy and lube, and then break his leg fleeing the scene. Excuse me. He stole "one adult toy personal entertainment device and one bottle of personal lubricant."
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So he's laying there, on the front lawn, screaming from the pain of his broken leg, with a dildo and lube? Somebody get him a puzzle because he has far too much free time.
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